Old Smells/New Names

i was spending some time with one of my best buddies at work - code named, john - during my lunch break day and in between thinking about how ugly and uninviting john is i came upon a semi-happy thought. i was thinking back to what the room smelled like before i dropped the kids off at the pool...vanilla, i thought to myself. but now, after the fact, it smells somewhat different, it's not quite vanilla, yet it's not quite poo. i have named this old smell poonilla. i will be contacting the makers of room sprayey smelly stuff and selling them poonilla - look for it in stores around Christmas time on the never gona happen isle.