Bodily Functions and Habits

Excrement Allergy:
My body is allergic to itself. Every time I take a duce my nose goes in hypoallergenic mode and acts more like Niagara Falls than the Hoover Dam it should be. Does anyone else have this problem? It's so odd...

Strange Bathroom Habit:
Since I am on the subject of my quirkiness in the lavatory I thought I'd share another story about my neurotic tendencies. While preparing to whiz standing up I roll my right ankle so my foot is at a 30° angle to the floor and leave it there – if I don’t notice – until I’m done with my business. It’s like clockwork…I do it every time. I’m like a pointing Labrador and The Great White Hunter all in one.