Dress to Impress...Me
I wrote this extremely long post and pressed the wrong button and it's gone. I'm too tired to get it back...it was way too witty to attempt to repeat. Oh well...here's the short version:
While walking to my car after classes today I saw about 32.5 bra straps, 5.3 thongs, 7 past-the-cleavage shirts, and 1/2 bare arse that seemed as if the owner had "gone commando".
This annoys me. I am tired of seeing it. How do these girls expect to be respected by any man interested in anything but sex? Wait, they don't. Still, I wish they'd all go away. My thought life would improve! I digress because this can never happen.
Instead, I encourage you females who cloth your bodies with intent to protect my mind to continue on your course. Thank you for protecting my purity - you help more than you know.
P.S. The pic of this chick looks almost exactly like the girl I saw today - cept no black undies...just phatty white butt hanging all up over the lawn's face.
posted by frad-ster at 9/14/2005 12:45:00 AM
14 Comments:
oh, man, that pic kills me. now if i saw the "commando" thing in person- now that would be hard. i feel for ya, dude. when i was taking summer classes a couple of years ago, i found myself struggling & constant talking to myself to look somewhere else. looking somewhere else wasn't that easy. once of my summer school classes (supply chain management) had 20 girls & 3 boys. i was surrounded by tiny tank-tops & g-strings half-way up the back of all that surrounded me. oh, yeah, & don't forget the daisy dukes. i feel your pain, bro. it's a great lesson in discipline.
Wed Sep 14, 08:34:00 AM PDT
please excuse the numerous mis-spelled words in my last comment. can't ya tell i gots my edumacation aht collidge.
Wed Sep 14, 08:35:00 AM PDT
Jamie, I agree. I don't have a problem such as you and Jaybird describe from the male perspective, but I find that kind of attire very distracting. It particularly bothers me when I see Christian women dressing that way--don't they realize that they are making things difficult for their Christian male friends?
Wed Sep 14, 10:51:00 AM PDT
Winter can't come any faster. Just the cold weather makes them bundle up a little more, cover the breeze in their ravine, and show far less skin. I love the snow. One thing that helps frady, look at your feet when you walk. Can you tell I had problems with this as well?
Wed Sep 14, 11:58:00 AM PDT
where's the ladies man when you need him? thong hunting, perhaps? i struggle with this as much as the next guy, but that's been addressed. here's another angle:
feminists want to say that dressing how you want is empowering, but doesn't this kind of attire really dehumanize and objectify the wearer? how is that empowering?
Wed Sep 14, 01:29:00 PM PDT
I am considering bringing a squirt gun just for these kinds of moments.
Wed Sep 14, 02:18:00 PM PDT
maybe even one full of ketchup or something of the like.
Wed Sep 14, 02:20:00 PM PDT
Jamie-
priceless.
amen.
Wed Sep 14, 02:21:00 PM PDT
aj- i'd have to say that you have the most practical approach to all of this. i'll have to give it a shot. :>0
Wed Sep 14, 02:25:00 PM PDT
It's fitting right. Ketchup goes with buns.
Wed Sep 14, 03:22:00 PM PDT
i am hoping that when my daughters enter jr.high the victorian era fashions will once again reign.
Wed Sep 14, 04:40:00 PM PDT
I'd like to say I fully encourage the use of ketchup on girls like this. However, you might want to alert the ketchup companies and let them know that their usual production will not be nearly enough and that they should triple their product for this cause.
Wed Sep 14, 05:02:00 PM PDT
If you're with a friend, you can play the "What are you gonna do today" game. For example, let's say you walk by some shameless (shameful?) booty cleavage. You say to your friend, "Hey, what are you gonna do today?" Then, at a volume that definitely allows all to hear, he/she responds, "Oh, I'll probably go out in public dressed like my integrity can be bought and sold in increments of $20. I mean, I obviously have no repsect for myself, so why not dress like a whore?"
If/when the person takes offense, you just say, "Don't flatter yourself, Paris. Just because I was talking about beer sluts doesn't mean I was talking about you. What a narcissist."
Not a good way to make friends, but a good way to have a good time with the ones you've already got.
Wed Sep 14, 09:27:00 PM PDT
i've found that the phrase, "say no to crack" is helpful in such situations.
Thu Sep 15, 09:33:00 AM PDT
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